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Basic Grooming & Nail Care in Barrhaven & Britannia, Ottawa (Yes, We Do That ā Calmly, Kindly, & With Zero Chaosā¦ Okay, Some Chaos.) The blog.
Basic Grooming & Nail Care in Barrhaven & Britannia, Ottawa (Yes, We Do That ā Calmly, Kindly, & With Zero Chaosā¦ Okay, Some Chaos.) The blog. Welcome to the side of pet care nobody talks about. The part where your dog pretends their nails are fine, your cat becomes a liquid shadow when the brush comes out, & your rabbit suddenly remembers they have rights. Surprise: we offer nail trims, basic grooming, light training, & socialization sessions right here in Barrhaven & Brita
Dec 6, 20253 min read
Small Pet Boarding in Barrhaven: Where Your Gremlins Come to Thrive
Small Pet Boarding in Barrhaven: Where Your Gremlins Come to Thrive. The blog. By Hoomane Pet Care With fur, fangs & fight-the-system energy. -hoomane. Welcome to Hoomane Pet Care, the cozy, slightly gothic, extremely rodent-enamoured corner of Barrhaven where your small pets vacation like royalty while you travel, work, escape, or simply need a break from the tiny furry dictators you love. You wonāt find polished marble floors here. You will find a dedicated small pet room,
Dec 5, 20253 min read
Bring Me Your Rodents (Before I Adopt Them All) The blog.
Bring Me Your Rodents (Before I Adopt Them All) The blog.
Small Pet Boarding @ Hoomane
Listen. I do not need rodents.
I should not have ro
Nov 11, 20252 min read
Hoomane Pet Care ā We Love Your Pets Like They're Our Problem Now. The blog.
Hoomane Pet Care ā We Love Your Pets Like They're Our Problem Now.
Nov 10, 20251 min read
Basic Grooming & Nail Care in Barrhaven & Brittania, Ottawa (Yes, We Do That!)
Basic Grooming & Nail Care in Barrhaven & Brittania, Ottawa (Yes, We Do That!)
Did you know we offer drop-in & drop-off nail trims, basic g
Nov 9, 20252 min read
Your Pet Needs Exercise & Socialization (Yes, Even the Goblin One.) The blog.
Your Pet Needs Exercise & Socialization
(Yes, Even the Goblin One.) The blog.
Look, we all love our pets.
But some pets?
Some pets wake up
Nov 6, 20252 min read
š¾ Dog Boarding. The blog.
Going away? Donāt feel guilty ā your dogās about to have a better vacation than you. š¶āØ
At Hoomane, we do dog boarding like a spa retreat
Nov 2, 20252 min read
Rainy Day? No Problem. Letās Get Weird Indoors, Ottawa! The blog.
Rainy Day? No Problem. Letās Get Weird Indoors, Ottawa!
Letās be honest, Ottawa folks ā no one actually loves a downpour. Especially not wh
Oct 21, 20252 min read
Rascal: My Sweet Old Man with Hornerās Syndrome
Rascal: My Sweet Old Man with Hornerās SyndromeRascal: My Sweet Old Man with Hornerās Syndrome
Rascalā¦
My 17-year-old, second-oldest, & pos
Oct 17, 20252 min read
Meet the Residents: Wednesday The blog.
October 2024: My phone goes off.
An employee of mine. Her sister found a kitten.
āCan you find it a home? Can you take it to the Humane Soci
Oct 11, 20253 min read
Meet the Residents: Kitten (Yes, Thatās Actually Her Name) The blog.
Meet the Residents: Kitten (Yes, Thatās Actually Her Name)
Oct 10, 20252 min read
Meet the Residents: Rascal ā The Sweetest Pirate Grandpa Cat around. The blog.
š“āā ļø Meet the Residents: Rascal ā The Sweetest Pirate Grandpa
DOB: Feb 29, 2008 (yesā¦ leap year baby. Technically likeā¦ 4?)
Surrendered to
Oct 10, 20253 min read
Meet the Residents: Milo ā The Evasive Son of Piper (AKA The Ghost That Haunts My House) The blog.
Allow me to introduce Milo ā my sweet, wide-eyed cryptid.
Piperās son (you can read about her chaos in the last post of the meet the residen
Oct 10, 20253 min read
Pet-Safe Indoor Plants for the Cat-Obsessed (and Mildly Traumatized Plant Parents) The blog.
We all love a good plant moment. A little jungle here, a splash of green thereā¦ but if you live with a whiskered wrecking ball (aka your cat
Oct 8, 20252 min read
Pet-Safe Indoor Plants for the Cat-Obsessed (and Mildly Traumatized Plant Parents)The blog.
We all love a good plant moment. A little jungle here, a splash of green thereā¦ but if you live with a whiskered wrecking ball (aka your cat), youāve probably Googled āIs this plant going to kill my cat?ā more than once. Good news: some houseplants are safe for your furry overlord. So you can [ā¦]
Oct 7, 20252 min read
Meet the Residents: PIPER ā The Elusive Queen of Side-Eyes, Shredded Arms & Emotional Chaos. The blog.
Meet the Residents: PIPER ā The Elusive Queen of Side-Eyes, Shredded Arms & Emotional Chaos. The blog.
Introducing: Piper.
The elusive quee
Oct 7, 20253 min read
meet the residents. The series. The blog. #1 Hunter part 1 - the Undying Chaos Gremlin.
Hunter is 18. Apparently. Atleast I've had him since 2007. But letās be for real, time has no dominion over him. He exists outside the laws
Sep 29, 20253 min read
Small Pet Boarding: The Blog.
Planning a trip is fun until you remember youāve got a rabbit, guinea pig, ferret, bird, or lizard staring at you...
Sep 29, 20252 min read
Confessions of a Swamp Child: Why I Ditched Corporate for Critters (Yes, Even Your Goldfish). The blog.
Now itās just me: feeding weird diets, doling out therapeutic snuggles, delivering emergency nose kisses.
Sep 17, 20253 min read
hoomane. pet daycare & pet boarding: Where Your Vacation Isnāt the Only One Happening. The blog.
While youāre battling jet lag & airline food that looks like it lost a bar fight, your pet is living in calm, cozy luxury.
Sep 14, 20252 min read
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