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Your Pet Needs Exercise & Socialization (Yes, Even the Goblin One.) The blog.

Your Pet Needs Exercise & Socialization

(Yes, Even the Goblin One.) The blog.


Look, we all love our pets.


But some pets?

Some pets wake up like they just mainlined an espresso & read a manifesto about overthrowing household authority.


They stare at you at 8:03 AM like:

“I am speed. I am chaos. I am boredom incarnate. Do something.




& then the zoomies start.

Barking at empty corners.

Door darting.

Rearranging furniture at 3:12 AM for “aesthetic reasons.”

Staring into the void like they have deep thoughts (they don’t).



What they actually need:

Exercise. Socialization. Enrichment. Something to do that is not re-enacting The Purge.


And honestly?

You need a break.


That’s where we come in.


What Actually Happens During Visits


Our visits are tailored to your pet’s vibe:


Walks (normal pace)


Walks (chaotic gremlin chase pace)


Playtime (may include speed, madness & interpretive zoom)


Brushing (for the fluffy & the dramatic)


Nail trims (send thoughts & prayers)


Medication (we have patience & muscle memory from the trenches)


Socialization with our resident pets who have seen some stuff


Pet transportation (Uber, but friendlier & we don’t talk about your life choices unless you start it)



Every pet is different:


Some need to sprint like they’re running from their intrusive thoughts.

Some just want to sit in the sun & contemplate the mysteries of kibble.


We adapt. Zero judgment.


Where This All Happens


We offer services:

At our home in Barrhaven

Fully fenced yard

Chill vibes

Soft beds

Safe & supervised always



At your home (Barrhaven + nearby areas)

AND NOW also servicing:

Carling / Richmond Rd, Britannia, Lincoln Heights


Safety & Sanity Notes


Because yes, we are the fun pet people —

but also the responsible ones.


All resident pets are fixed, vetted, vaccinated & spoiled


Indoor cats stay indoor (no rooftop Cirque du Soleil)


Outdoor time is supervised


Pet care waiver required because life has claws, teeth & opinions



Pricing


Exercise & Socialization visits start at

$35 per visit / per pet


Rates vary depending on:


Distance


Duration


Species


Personality


Volume of chaos per pound of pet



We’re running a business — and also like to pay rent and eat occasionally.


So… Does Your Pet Need This?


If your pet is:


Bored


Screaming


Zooming


Stalking the fridge


Testing your patience


Plotting something dramatic


Or simply needs to feel alive again



We’ve got them.


We’re here to enrich their days, burn off that leftover chaos, and keep them from trying to unionize against you.


Hoomane Pet Care: where pets thrive, humans survive, & everyone leaves a little hair behind.



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