🐾 Dog Boarding. The blog.

hoomane
Nov 2
2 min read

🐾 Dog Boarding

A Home Away From Home (But With Fewer Rules & More Belly Rubs)

So, you’re going away.

Cool for you.

Meanwhile, your dog just watched you unzip a suitcase like it’s the trailer for their personal tragedy.

Cue the dramatic sigh. The tail drop. The slow, Oscar-worthy flop.

Relax, human. We’ve got this.

At Hoomane Pet Care, we don’t just “board” dogs — we host them like unhinged little guests in a luxury cult of comfort. Think less kennel, more “doggy Airbnb run by people who speak fluent woof & clean up existential mud prints.”

🐶 What’s Included in Your Dog’s Staycation (Besides Chaos & Love)

Social & Chill AF – Perfect for dogs who love vibes, group naps, & sniffing butts respectfully.

Safe & Secure – Fully fenced yard, zero escape routes (we checked), & local parks for those dramatic, wind-in-the-fur moments.

Certified, Insured, & Slightly Obsessed – Professionals with paperwork, poop bags, & an unhealthy amount of lint rollers.

🧼 Cleaner Than Your Dog’s Conscience After Stealing a Sock

We clean. Constantly. Like, clinically clean.

Toys sanitized, bowls scrubbed, beds fluffed, & sniff zones vacuumed with precision.

If there’s a weird smell, it’s your dog. We don’t judge. (We do side-eye, though.)

❤️ Experience You Can Trust (Because We’ve Seen It All)

We’ve cared for:

The zoomie ninja

The melodramatic singer

The escape artist with dreams & two brain cells

The anxious potato who just wants to cuddle forever

Every dog gets the VIP treatment (Very Important Pupper). We adapt faster than your dog chasing a leaf. We love them like they’re our own, minus the awkward family photos.

💵 Pricing

Overnight boarding starts at $50/night per dog.

A small price to pay to avoid pee-in-the-suitcase revenge.

📩 DM or EMAIL for a personalized quote — especially if your floof is a senior, a diva, or weighs as much as a small planet but still insists on being a lap dog.

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📍 Location: Barrhaven

Forget the cold kennels & sterile vibes.

Our home is cozy, pet-proof, & filled with the kind of people who think “belly rub duty” should be listed as a real job title.

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📝 Requirements (Because We’re Not Running a Dog Fight Club)

Fixed & vaccinated

Friendly (no drama queens, unless they’re cute about it)

Completed Pet Care Waiver

Must be adorable (spoiler: they all qualify)

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🐾 Book Your Dog’s Staycation Now