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Basic Grooming & Nail Care in Barrhaven & Britannia, Ottawa (Yes, We Do That — Calmly, Kindly, & With Zero Chaos… Okay, Some Chaos.) The blog.
Basic Grooming & Nail Care in Barrhaven & Britannia, Ottawa (Yes, We Do That — Calmly, Kindly, & With Zero Chaos… Okay, Some Chaos.) The blog. Welcome to the side of pet care nobody talks about. The part where your dog pretends their nails are fine, your cat becomes a liquid shadow when the brush comes out, & your rabbit suddenly remembers they have rights. Surprise: we offer nail trims, basic grooming, light training, & socialization sessions right here in Barrhaven & Brita
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Small Pet Boarding in Barrhaven: Where Your Gremlins Come to Thrive
Small Pet Boarding in Barrhaven: Where Your Gremlins Come to Thrive. The blog. By Hoomane Pet Care With fur, fangs & fight-the-system energy. -hoomane. Welcome to Hoomane Pet Care, the cozy, slightly gothic, extremely rodent-enamoured corner of Barrhaven where your small pets vacation like royalty while you travel, work, escape, or simply need a break from the tiny furry dictators you love. You won’t find polished marble floors here. You will find a dedicated small pet room,
6 days ago3 min read
Bring Me Your Rodents (Before I Adopt Them All) The blog.
Bring Me Your Rodents (Before I Adopt Them All) The blog.
Small Pet Boarding @ Hoomane
Listen. I do not need rodents.
I should not have ro
Nov 112 min read
Hoomane Pet Care – We Love Your Pets Like They're Our Problem Now. The blog.
Hoomane Pet Care – We Love Your Pets Like They're Our Problem Now.
Nov 101 min read
Basic Grooming & Nail Care in Barrhaven & Brittania, Ottawa (Yes, We Do That!)
Basic Grooming & Nail Care in Barrhaven & Brittania, Ottawa (Yes, We Do That!)
Did you know we offer drop-in & drop-off nail trims, basic g
Nov 92 min read
Your Pet Needs Exercise & Socialization (Yes, Even the Goblin One.) The blog.
Your Pet Needs Exercise & Socialization
(Yes, Even the Goblin One.) The blog.
Look, we all love our pets.
But some pets?
Some pets wake up
Nov 62 min read
🐾 Dog Boarding. The blog.
Going away? Don’t feel guilty — your dog’s about to have a better vacation than you. 🐶✨
At Hoomane, we do dog boarding like a spa retreat
Nov 22 min read
Rainy Day? No Problem. Let’s Get Weird Indoors, Ottawa! The blog.
Rainy Day? No Problem. Let’s Get Weird Indoors, Ottawa!
Let’s be honest, Ottawa folks — no one actually loves a downpour. Especially not wh
Oct 212 min read
Rascal: My Sweet Old Man with Horner’s Syndrome
Rascal: My Sweet Old Man with Horner’s SyndromeRascal: My Sweet Old Man with Horner’s Syndrome
Rascal…
My 17-year-old, second-oldest, & pos
Oct 172 min read
Meet the Residents: Wednesday The blog.
October 2024: My phone goes off.
An employee of mine. Her sister found a kitten.
“Can you find it a home? Can you take it to the Humane Soci
Oct 113 min read
Meet the Residents: Kitten (Yes, That’s Actually Her Name) The blog.
Meet the Residents: Kitten (Yes, That’s Actually Her Name)
Oct 102 min read
Meet the Residents: Rascal — The Sweetest Pirate Grandpa Cat around. The blog.
🏴☠️ Meet the Residents: Rascal — The Sweetest Pirate Grandpa
DOB: Feb 29, 2008 (yes… leap year baby. Technically like… 4?)
Surrendered to
Oct 103 min read
Meet the Residents: Milo — The Evasive Son of Piper (AKA The Ghost That Haunts My House) The blog.
Allow me to introduce Milo — my sweet, wide-eyed cryptid.
Piper’s son (you can read about her chaos in the last post of the meet the residen
Oct 103 min read
Pet-Safe Indoor Plants for the Cat-Obsessed (and Mildly Traumatized Plant Parents) The blog.
We all love a good plant moment. A little jungle here, a splash of green there… but if you live with a whiskered wrecking ball (aka your cat
Oct 82 min read
Scales, Shells & Side-Eyes: The Misfit Menagerie @ hoomane. The blog.
If you’ve already blown your last three paycheques on a custom reptile palace with mood lighting, humidity sensors & a better security syste
Oct 52 min read
meet the residents. The series. The blog. #1 Hunter part 1 - the Undying Chaos Gremlin.
Hunter is 18. Apparently. Atleast I've had him since 2007. But let’s be for real, time has no dominion over him. He exists outside the laws
Sep 293 min read
Small Pet Boarding: The Blog.
Planning a trip is fun until you remember you’ve got a rabbit, guinea pig, ferret, bird, or lizard staring at you...
Sep 292 min read
Confessions of a Swamp Child: Why I Ditched Corporate for Critters (Yes, Even Your Goldfish). The blog.
Now it’s just me: feeding weird diets, doling out therapeutic snuggles, delivering emergency nose kisses.
Sep 173 min read
hoomane. pet daycare & pet boarding: Where Your Vacation Isn’t the Only One Happening. The blog.
While you’re battling jet lag & airline food that looks like it lost a bar fight, your pet is living in calm, cozy luxury.
Sep 142 min read
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