your weird little roommates (aka pets). The blog.
- hoomane
- Sep 29
- 2 min read
Let's be real. Our pets aren’t just animals. They're our weird little roommates who don’t pay rent, steal our snacks & somehow still own our hearts. They do derpy grins, tail wags & the sacred 3 a.m. zoomies & we forgive them, every time.
As devoted pet parents, we want to give them everything. Gourmet treats, five-star cuddles, the best life possible.
But then… life happens.
Work. Errands. That thing you promised to do three weeks ago.
Suddenly, pet care feels like another box on your chaos list & then the guilt kicks in, because you skipped the third game of fetch or rushed through a nail trim while your microwave dinner beeped.
Enter: hoomane petcare, your pet’s new best friend (besides you, obviously).
We’re not a giant, faceless company.
It's just me, a slightly-too-animal-obsessed human, running a small biz. I get it because I've been there.
My whole goal? To make life easier for you & way more fun (& safe) for your animal fam.
What makes us different (aka why we’re pawsome):
Tailored tlc.
Got a puppy with zoomies? A senior cat with attitude? A bunny who demands bedtime stories? We customize care to fit your pet’s personality.
Constant communication.
No ghosting here. You’ll get updates, pics, & maybe even a blooper reel of your pet living their best life.
We’re here. always. DM, call, text, email, carrier pigeon if that’s your vibe.
Whether it’s daycare, medical care, or cozy overnight boarding, we’ve got your back. & your pet’s belly for rubs.
Ready to unleash (still lol) the happiness?
Come hang with us at hoomanepetcare.com & let’s make your pet’s tail wag (or whiskers twitch, or ears flop—you get it).
with fur, fangs & fight-the-system energy.
hoomane.
follow along. & share w your crew (get me new client friends).
instagram & facebook. @hoomanepetcare
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