welcome to the hoomane blog. The blog post...

hoomane
Sep 29
3 min read

Hi. Alison here. I run hoomane, which basically means my house is a bizarre combo of pet paradise, fur factory & reality show no one signed up for, but here we are.

This isn’t one of those “10 Ways to Make Your Dog Love You” blogs written by someone whose only pet experience is keeping a succulent alive. Nope. This is the gritty, weird, caffeine-fueled underbelly of life with animals. I’ve done it all: managed kennels, run humane societies, wrangled escape-artistd as animal control, & now I board, sit, & survive everything from lizard divas to labradors with sock addictions.

Think of this as the punk zine version of pet care: real talk, unhinged honesty, & the occasional feral rant about squirrels staging coups in the backyard.

What you’ll get here:

pet tips that bite back (metaphorically… mostly).

behind-the-scenes chaos from daily life at hoomane.

unsolicited hot takes & weird animal truths your vet definitely won’t publish.

the legendary tales of furry rebels who storm through my door.

So yeah. buckle up, grab a lint roller & prepare for stories, chaos & the occasional cat uprising. If you want perfectly curated, pastel-filtered pet content, you might want to click away now. But if you like your pet blog messy, loud, & a little bit feral? welcome home.

your weird little roommates (aka pets). The blog.

Let's be real. Our pets aren’t just animals. They're our weird little roommates who don’t pay rent, steal our snacks & somehow still own our hearts. They do derpy grins, tail wags & the sacred 3 a.m. zoomies & we forgive them, every time.

As devoted pet parents, we want to give them everything. Gourmet treats, five-star cuddles, the best life possible.

But then… life happens.

Work. Errands. That thing you promised to do three weeks ago.

Suddenly, pet care feels like another box on your chaos list & then the guilt kicks in, because you skipped the third game of fetch or rushed through a nail trim while your microwave dinner beeped.

Enter: hoomane petcare, your pet’s new best friend (besides you, obviously).

We’re not a giant, faceless company.

It's just me, a slightly-too-animal-obsessed human, running a small biz. I get it because I've been there.

My whole goal? To make life easier for you & way more fun (& safe) for your animal fam.

What makes us different (aka why we’re pawsome):

Tailored tlc.

Got a puppy with zoomies? A senior cat with attitude? A bunny who demands bedtime stories? We customize care to fit your pet’s personality.

Constant communication.

No ghosting here. You’ll get updates, pics, & maybe even a blooper reel of your pet living their best life.

We’re here. always. DM, call, text, email, carrier pigeon if that’s your vibe.

Whether it’s daycare, medical care, or cozy overnight boarding, we’ve got your back. & your pet’s belly for rubs.

Ready to unleash (still lol) the happiness?