welcome to the hoomane blog.

Hi. I’m Alison. I run hoomane, which basically means my house is a bizarre combo of pet paradise, fur factory & reality show no one signed up for—but here we are.

This isn’t one of those “10 Ways to Make Your Dog Love You” blogs written by someone whose only pet experience is keeping a succulent alive. Nope. This is the gritty, weird, caffeine-fueled underbelly of life with animals.

I’ve done it all: managed kennels, run humane societies, wrangled escape-artists as animal control, & now I board, sit, & survive everything from lizard divas to labradors with sock addictions.

Think of this as the punk zine version of pet care:

real talk, unhinged honesty, & the occasional feral rant about squirrels staging coups in the backyard.

what you’ll get here:

pet tips that bite back (metaphorically… mostly).

behind-the-scenes chaos from daily life at hoomane.

unsolicited hot takes & weird animal truths your vet definitely won’t publish.

legendary tales of furry rebels who storm through my door.

So yeah. Buckle up, grab a lint roller & prepare for stories, chaos & the occasional cat uprising. If you want perfectly curated, pastel-filtered pet content, you might want to click away now. But if you like your pet blog messy, loud, & a little bit feral? welcome home.

stay tuned. it’s gonna get weirder.

with fur, fangs & fight-the-system energy,

hoomane.

follow along:

instagram & facebook → @hoomanepetcare

blog → hoomanepetcare.com/blog