Meet the Residents — Premiere: Welcome to the Circus
- hoomane
- Sep 17
- 2 min read
Welcome to the first installment of the brand-new series: Meet the Residents. This is where I introduce the actual stars of Hoomane. Spoiler: it’s not me. It’s the critters who live here full-time, run the show, & occasionally let me believe I’m in charge.
These aren’t pets. They’re roommates, coworkers, alarm clocks, comedians, therapists, & sometimes full-blown chaos goblins. Each one arrives with a backstory, a set of rules they will never follow, & a hobby that involves knocking things off ledges at 2 a.m.
What to expect from this series:
Unfiltered bios — the cute, the chaotic, & the “why the hell are you like this?” moments.
Day-in-the-life chaos that proves I’m basically their live-in butler.
Weird tales you wouldn’t believe unless you’ve been up at dawn extracting kibble from a sock.
Resident spotlights — meet the furry, feathery, or scaly legends who make Hoomane a functioning madhouse.
This isn’t a glossy “perfect pet” scrapbook. Nope. Think of it as a backstage pass to the weird little society that lives under my roof: the ones who shed on my clothes, steal my snacks, stare at empty corners like they’re communing with a ghost, & then give me exactly one purr of approval when I least deserve it.
Buckle up. Over the next posts I’ll introduce you to the permanent residents, one glorious weirdo at a time. Expect secret rituals, questionable life choices, & the occasional existential stare-down with a goldfish.
Want a sneak peek? Subscribe. I’ll send you the nonsense, the long-form chaos stories, & the occasional photo of someone mid-zoom.
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come hang with us at hoomanepetcare.com & let’s make your pet’s tail wag (or whiskers twitch, or ears flop—you get it).
with fur, fangs & fight-the-system energy.
hoomane.
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